There's No Excuse

"Girl I really wanna work this out 'cause I'm tired of fighting..."

*alludes to an How I Met Your Mother Episode*
/me grabs an old TV out of the dump and slams it on the ground

Why the fudge do I feel so useless in these situations? I can't do anything, and even if I tried I would just stuff up anyways.

They say lions drop their cubs off cliffs. And I felt like I have fell from a cliff. It is only the help of my sisters and minions that I was able to get back up from it. I would thank them for lifting me up from the depths of hell. I have gained a renew appreciation of life and a better way to live it through.

Just enjoy life because life is too short to worry about stuff.
Enjoy life because life is precious and that I have got all these opportunities.
Enjoy life because I have great friends who are there every step of the way.
Enjoy life because I have an awesome family who are always there behind me.
Enjoy life because my future children have an awesome but weird godmother (=PPPPPP)
Enjoy life because the omniscience did not give it out for no reason.
And Enjoy life because it is life....

What is the meaning of life?

And why is the raven like a writing table?
Because there is a b in both and n in neither


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